Fudge Packer


 
CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Everywhere you don't want them to be
FREQUENCY: More often than not
ORGANIZATION: AFFPR (Association to Further Fudge Packing Rights)
ACTIVITY CYCLE: Fudge Packers by day, Mud Flapers by night
DIET: Strictly fudge and crack (Ass Crack)
INTELLIGENCE: Do you think any man in hi right mind would be a fudge packer? Hell No.....they are very moronic.
TREASURE: 3333 gold pieces, a butt plug, sailor's hat,, tiger panties
ALIGNMENT: C/N

NO. APPEARING: In pairs
ARMOR CLASS: 0
MOVEMENT: Fast enough to slip in a few ass rammings while fighting you
HIT DICE: 4d6
THAC0: 16
NO. OF ATTACKS: 3
DAMAGE/ATTACK: 4d6
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Right-up-the-Ass; Quarter-ass-pounder-with-cheese; Mud-flaps-of-doom
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Latex
MAGIC RESISTANCE: None
SIZE: Skinny and average heighth
MORALE: Low enough to consider Mud Flapping a profesional sport
LEVEL/XP VALUE: Level 33
  

Trust me, you know a fudge packer when you see one...

Combat: Combat Strategy:
From Behind
Up the rear

Habitat/Society: Sodom (need I say more?)

Ecology: Anywhere you hear the sound of mud flaps and fudge packing

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