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CLIMATE/TERRAIN: |
Everywhere you don't want them to be |
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FREQUENCY: |
More often than not |
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ORGANIZATION: |
AFFPR (Association to Further Fudge Packing Rights) |
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ACTIVITY CYCLE: |
Fudge Packers by day, Mud Flapers by night |
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DIET: |
Strictly fudge and crack (Ass Crack) |
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INTELLIGENCE: |
Do you think any man in hi right mind would be a fudge packer? Hell No.....they are very moronic. |
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TREASURE: |
3333 gold pieces, a butt plug, sailor's hat,, tiger panties |
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ALIGNMENT: |
C/N |
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NO. APPEARING: |
In pairs |
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ARMOR CLASS: |
0 |
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MOVEMENT: |
Fast enough to slip in a few ass rammings while fighting you |
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HIT DICE: |
4d6 |
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THAC0: |
16 |
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NO. OF ATTACKS: |
3 |
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DAMAGE/ATTACK: |
4d6 |
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SPECIAL ATTACKS: |
Right-up-the-Ass; Quarter-ass-pounder-with-cheese; Mud-flaps-of-doom |
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SPECIAL DEFENSES: |
Latex |
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MAGIC RESISTANCE: |
None |
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SIZE: |
Skinny and average heighth |
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MORALE: |
Low enough to consider Mud Flapping a profesional sport |
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LEVEL/XP VALUE: |
Level 33 |